June 20, 2003

Work Incentives

Beer for work is our new compensation program. - Gabe K.

Laura, you're turning my life into tatters. - E.M.

I just came to the realization that my job is pretty cool because I can spit on the floor when walking from my desk to the lab. - Gabe K.

I think life is too short to work the corporate grind for the rest of your life. - E.M.

Should i resume flirtatious compliments? - E.M.

Welcome to Ed's flirtchat
For flirtatious responses, please type 1;
For compliments, type 2;
For general insights; type 3;
For come-on's, type 7:
*blinking cursor* :
- E.M.

Thank-you for choosing 3:
Your general insight for the day is:
The. Sky. is. Blue.
Segmentation Fault
- E.M.

It's quarter past five, there's no buddy on my list
Except you and me
So set 'em' up 'L', I got a little story
I think you should know

We're IM'ing my friend, to the end
Of a brief episode
Make it one IM for my window
And one more for the road

I know the routine, put another password
In the machine
I feel kind of bad, can't you make the internet
stable and last...

I could tell you a lot, but it's not
In a c++'s code
Make it one IM for my window
And one more for the road

You'd never know it, but buddy I'm a kind of poet
And I've got a lot of things I'd like to say
And if I'm gloomy, please read my posts
Till it's typed away

Well that's how it goes, and L I know your gettin'
Anxious to close
Thanks for the goodbyes
I hope you didn't mind
My straining your eyes

But this window that I found, It's gotta be drowned
Or it's gonna explode
Make it one IM for my window
And one more for the road
- E.M.

How are you most beautiful of women? - E.M.

Posted by laura at June 20, 2003 02:54 PM
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