Woodridge has defective parking lots. All amorous teens and adults are encouraged to find parking lots in other towns. - E.M.
Stay strong and work steady! There is still some good in this world worth fighting for. - Gabe K.
I try not to be logical at work. It generally gets me into trouble. - J.R.
I am very sick of XP already. It is too . . . round and soft. Like a plush toy, but it's a computer. Can I turn it off? - Gabe K.
I can rent you? - E.M.
Sucking blood is kinda' sexy. And eternal life is somewhat noble . . . even if it is evil life. But zombies are just brainless gross dead things. - Gabe K.
Of course, Motorola and Caterpillar are sort of like vampires. We got bitten. And now follow in their lead. And we cannot escape without a very strong will. Or maybe we are spies. I like being a spy. It is adventurous . . . and involves cunning. I am in the system . . . but only to figure it out . . . all part of some big plan. A secret plan. - Gabe K.
The definition of the word eternal has a permanent quality that can not be taken away. A stake through the heart would take a vampire's life away, so that would make him somewhat less then eternal. - A.M.
To be discontent with one's age is a futile effort. - Gabe K.
I get winded looking at Andrew. - E.M.
I should continue stripping, but it just gets boring. - J.R.
Marry me and the world will be ours for the taking. - Gabe K.
Reason I prefer not to see [The Two Towers] on opening day/week: Now I have to wait longer to see the next one. - Gabe K.