Have a wonderful evening. Literally. May it fill you with wonder. - C.H.
That is what i am here for: to forget about your problems. - A.M.
We Uni people have trained in secret for years, studying millenia of philosophy in order to master our ultimate technique of analyzing anything and everything, and sometimes nothing as well. - C.H.
You get a point for a quote, 5 points for submitting something that makes the front page, and 20 points for convincing Laura to come visit you over the weekend . . . I thought about adding score penalties, but we decided that sort of game element wouldn't be in keeping with the theme of Laura. (It's one of a very few games where everyone can keep getting more and more points. It's positive and giving. Like Laura.) - C.H.
I need to ensure Laura is in proper working order. - W.J.
Stop trying to put me in your happy place. - A.M.
"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk." - TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode "Amok Time" - G.K.
Food is yummy. - Gabe K.
There's something romantic about convergent sequences . . . no finite amount of time can keep them away from their limit. - C.H.
I wonder if Galvin stole my nuts... - A.M.
Laura, i don't want you to think that i don't like you, because i do, but if I were to spy on someone I would probably not risk incarceration over the events of your day. - A.M.
I'm in pain . . . my whole body aches. Could it be that I haven't visited you in too long? - Gabe K.
I am not trying to curry favor with Laura. I just want that known. - A.M.
My fish fry has been reduced to a single-threaded app.- W.J.
Cheers to us, the drunken mythological couple! - W.J.
Adding features to legacy code doesn't make me all smiles. I suspect it has put you in your frustrated place. - W.J.
Perhaps the fish are trying to poison our Aquafina supply. - W.J.
I'm more than somewhat bothered. - W.J.
I don't feel like a cog in a big machine, but an individual wheel that is free to roll where ever it wants to. - A.M.
If i ever say "frowny," please run me over with your car. Just line me up and take my life. - A.M.
Living is also good for the soul. - D.P.
Nature kills people . . . scientific progress has always gone against some conception of nature, and it's brought a lot of good things. Like sanitation. And better life expectantices. And let's not forget video games. - C.H.
People care about, and attempt to get to know someone only as much as a person lets them. - E.M.