Everyone can not get enough of the Andrew. - A.M.
You probably do have an evil twin. - A.M.
You're like Data . . . with curves. - E.M.
Thanks for being one of the most sane people I know. - C.H.
Buy toys for yourself that you won't necessarily share. Not all the time, just once in a while. - C.H.
I have a lot of time on your hands. - A.M.
I like your speaking voice . . . I'm told your singing voice is the voice of an angel. - C.H.
You told me the story, so it must be true. - C.H.
We're sending in the dolphins. Really, we should offer 10,000 gold to a small team of 4-6 people with diverse backgrounds and abilities. - C.H.
The superfey poet in me is taking control . . . Some part of me's wanting to embark on a journey through hundreds upon hundreds of torrid love affairs. Gorging on wine and roses 'til I'm sick. And then writing about it. - C.H.
Just imagine your ideal of sex . . . and then imagine that happening a lot. - C.H.
There's this common attitude that people you don't know are more likely to do bad things that make you look down on them. - C.H.
You know, in a few years when I start making tons of money with this company, I'll just hire you as a programmer and you can become a millionaire with me. - G.K.
You need to hang out with me more and become much cooler in that regard! - G.K.
That Edward Gorey test was the coolest thing in my life, thus far. But as subsequent cool experiences cannot possibly beat it, I feel it best to end it all now . . . in a mire . . . - J.W.
Now you've quoted me arguing conservative viewpoints on your site. What'll all our friends think? - C.H.
I'm totally turning conservative, though. Just today I was walking down the street thinking how awesome our country is 'cause you can buy guns. 'Cause, oh man, when the shit hits the fan, I want to live in a country with an armed populace. - C.H.
I think we may have all become peace-loving to the point of shirking duties to act toward peace . . . to stop these kinds of situations before they start. - C.H.
Gah! What on earth has happened to morality? - C.H.
I have to Flash and Flex tonight. - J.R.
You sometimes let your loyalty and faithfulness get in the way of your judgement. - P.D.
I think you and I are old-fashioned folks in a strange, new, sometimes disappointing world. - C.H.
My experiences have often run counter to my old-fashioned expectations. - C.H.
Sometimes when I listen to you talk . . . I'm like . . . froze in time, too . . . just listening and absorbing the stuff you said . . . and like . . . can't wait till hearing your next words. - W.C.
I feel I was made for a life a leisure. - J.W.
When I'm evil dictator, my army will be well-equipped. - A.D.
My brain fog of apathy is lifting. - Gabe K.
Trusty liver gets me out of all sorts of bad situations. - Gabe K.
Datbases should eat dirt. - Gabe K.
Get ye to a nunnery! Or at least go home or something. - Gabe K.
I could use a popsicle. It would ease my troubles. - Gabe K.
Orange popsicles are disgusting, yet oddly attractive. - Gabe K.
We shall not dwell on such unpleasantness . . . we will have a velvety smooth day! . . . There will be singing in the hills . . . All will be well . . . - J.W.
In my humble opinion, few things are as intrinsically humorous as the insecurity inherent in being male - C.H.
If it makes you feel any better I am reduced to stripping again. - J.R.
May your weekend *excel* - C.H.
For the actions I perform daily are precise and not delayed, which often gives me a race of a pace, and not much time to pause. - J.R.
Is this thing that i am typing on a computer? - S.R.
Who wouldn't be afraid of the ignorant one having her way with them? - S.R.
Don't get eraser marks all over your karmic chalkboard. - A.D.
These delusions you have been having are not healthy. - A.M.
"We describe it as a milk-based drink ‘gone wild' because there are outrageous, intriguing and delicious flavor combinations." That's Dr. Pepper's description of their new drink "Raging Cow." Has the whole world gone mad? - S.S.
I really need to go see some movies this weekend . . . I am in total movie withdrawal. - S.R.
Can I turn to you for validation? Am I still human? - Gabe K.