You know what I thought, Laura, as I was contemplating my apartment hunt for next year? I thought, "Wouldn't it be nice if Laura Walker came back to CU and we got an apartment together?" That seems like a great idea to me . . . you should definitely quit your job and come down here. - S.S.
'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks
Did gyre and gimble in their cave
All mimsy was the CS-VAX
And Cory raths outgrabe.
"Beware the software rot, my son!
The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash!
Beware the broken pipe, and shun
The frumious system crash!" - C.H.
How are you, oh Lady of the Sun, oh Maiden of the Morning? - C.H.
I've always believed that a woman should have at least one champion of charity and compliments. - E.M.
Every man who postures and flirts with you is a champion of your fine beauty, charming personality and quick wit. - E.M.
Together, we are a potent force. - W.J.
I can't type that fast. Maybe if I had a Dvorak keyboard. And knew how to type on it. - E.M.
You know what your powers of description remind me of? A laser. - E.M.
I should have been a girl. I could destroy men. - A.M.
I am the last to know about everything. - A.M.
You brighten my day. - E.M.
You're like a warrior in battle. - E.M.
Me and my emotions are like roommates that don't get along all that often and live in different rooms of the apartment. - E.M.
If your mind is a nimble sportscar, think of mine as a lumbering Mack truck with bad brakes. - E.M.
I am still likeable after you get to know me. You might even like me more. - A.M.
I've decided to become a vagabond and roam the country. - E.M.
I think you logically dispose of whatever bothers you. - E.M.
A half-naked unclean Andrew is apparently very good tasting. - A.M.
I distrust girls who look inocent, because no woman is. - A.M.
After you, I am clean. - A.M.
Andrew gave me a kissy smilie. I am horribly traumatized. - E.M.
It was a brotherly kiss. No tongue. - A.M.
I'm so distraught I can't even type anymore. - E.M.
The most I can offer in this situation are some quotes that might make you blush. - E.M.
Don't let your wonderings take you over, but don't stifle them either. - C.H.
I need to complain about my life in the face of adversity. - C.H.
I always try to maintain a cool and collected exterior, but I'm just a quivering lump of worried jello inside. - E.M.
You try coding with my convoluted logic. It's a nightmare just remembering what I'm doing, and why I'm here. I keep holding the mouse and talking to it: "Computer, on. Computer?" - E.M.
You are the insidious one in your circle of friends. - M.W.
The dastardly duo, dishing deft declarations defiantly. - E.M.
Luciously lovely lady Laura loves lithe literate locution left longingly like little lapses leaning lackadaisically. - E.M.
The only crime I am guilty of is being reliable and over efficient. - J.R.
Is it bad that with you posting IMs, I feel compelled to compete for the person with the most IMs? - E.M.
I wonder if the siren song of the Muse has led me astray, forever crippling what could've been a more tech-oriented education. - C.H.
I'm gonna run and be free in the wild for a little bit. - C.H.
To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived. - A.W.
it's kinda nice when murder victims turn into beautiful swans instead of, say, hideous undead creatures bent on sucking the life from the living. - C.H.
You would think that after using the same lunch bag every day for the past three years it would have developed a love for me. - A.M.
I have to say that I approve of your thinking of me whenever possible. - G.K.
It's actually a real pain to phrase logically what happens naturally in my brain. - P.D.
You, my dear, are adorably naive. - P.D.
You are wonderfully optimistic, and so, even having seen horrible people, you always assume the best. - P.D.
Not only are you a marvelous package deal, you're completely optimistic about people's intentions. - P.D.
I guess the quest to find her tonight begins. It looks like good hunting. - A.M.
I have internet, you and music. What more could i need? Oh yeah - I get to talk to Andrew too. I also have tea with non-dairy creamer - not quite tea with milk and biscuits, but it'll do. - E.M.
If you could read minds, I think you'd permanently turn a dark shade of rouge. - E.M.
I hope to be quotable today. - E.M.
Your beauty and charm is much like the sirens in the dreary sea of cubes. - E.M.
I know I'm doing my job the more you talk like you're from the Andy Griffith show. - E.M.
My heart palpitates every time I glance at you. - E.M.
Oh, the power you wield. It should be legislated, it's so great. - E.M.
You have to look at life through Andrew's eyes. - A.M.
You would make a terrible man. A really bad one. A really, really bad one. - A.M.
I should give you the nickname tacolaura. - E.M.
I wish someone would stop my curfew bell from ringing. - E.M.
I'm having issues with the English language. And keeping my eyelids from suffocating my eyes. - E.M.
Did i leave you speechless? - C.T.
Every day you don't dress up is another sad day in my book. - E.M.
I'm raising the bar for procrastinators around the world. - S.S.
The Walker family strangeness continues. And when you think they are getting somewhat normal, they make you second-guess and change your opinion. - S.R.
Gotta go. Stay hot. - E.M.
Andrew is your master. I wonder if he uses his powers wisely. - S.R.
Andrew must be your master if you are thorougly confused. - S.R.
Your beauty overwhelms my attempts to remember anything you tell me. - E.M.
There's still plenty to do in life without drinking martinis. - C.H.
Frankly, my dear, there's only so much beauty one man can handle. Any more and I should never want to look at anything else again. - E.M.
You create quite a mess. No wonder you dream about tornadoes. You are one. - A.M.
Maybe you should open a side job. Laura Walker, Proofreader Extraordanaire. - S.R.
If I was there, I would give you a sympathetic squeeze on the shoulder and a sad shake of the head before heading off into the distant cube-horizon. Or just gawk at you. - E.M.
There is no lust directed at you - merely admiration, respect, loyalty, and a healthy dose of flirtation. - E.M.
[I am] working diligently on an American political development final . . . well, if by "diligently" you mean i took a nap, ordered pizza, and otherwise farted around all evening. - J.A.